“Dammit who’s leg do I have to molest on here to get listed on one of these things?”

Poor, poor Michael Banti. After four installments of Twitter Favorites he has become increasingly distraught about not being featured in any of the posts. I must confess, I actually have favorited a few of @MoralThreat‘s tweets but he hasn’t molested anyone’s leg, so therefore, I’ve never listed them here.

I was thinking about posting a few of those favorited tweets here and now but then I thought… Nah! Where’s the fun in that? Besides, how else will Banti reach the esteemed status of “The Susan Lucci of Twitter Favorites”?

Instead, here’s a clip from Family Guy that bears a striking similarity to Michael’s comment left on the Twitter Favorites III: Conversation Edition: