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	<description>It's beside the point</description>
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		<title>Three more days!</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2011/04/13/three-more-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 22:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katrina Kramer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only three more days until Geoff and I get married! I&#8217;m starting to get super nervous and excited. We are planning on having an awesome outdoor wedding. The weather is slated to be absolutely perfect and we are so grateful for all the help that we&#8217;ve received from our dear friends and family—it&#8217;s going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Favorites V</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2011/01/14/twitter-favorites-v/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katrina Kramer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s yet another rendition of Twitter favorites, featuring unique use of #hashtags. These tweets just never get old. Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>Google Voice transcriptions: butcherer of voicemail</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2010/09/16/google-voice-transcriptions-butcherer-voicemail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 21:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katrina Kramer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I had to guess, I'd say the voicemail transcriptions has about a 50% accuracy rate. But out of 12 voicemails from a colleague of mine, voicemail transcriptions has never got his name right. Never. Not even once.]]></description>
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		<title>NWS issues special weather statement for Fresno</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2009/06/30/nws-issues-special-weather-statement-for-fresno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikhita Poplar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On June 30, 2009 at 8:15 a.m. the National Weather Service issued a Special Weather Statement for San Joaquin Valley.  ...SPRINKLES OR ISOLATED LIGHT SHOWERS POSSIBLE IN THE VALLEY TODAY...]]></description>
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		<title>The sign at my door</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2009/06/19/the-sign-at-my-door/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikhita Poplar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not content with the old standard, I decided to get quite specific with my no soliciting sign. It lists conditions under which one would be welcomed to knock on my door—if you're family or friend; the mail carrier or police officer; and most important, if you have my dog.]]></description>
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		<title>Poo and all its stinky derivatives</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2009/03/19/poo-and-all-its-stinky-derivatives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikhita Poplar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm sorry but poo is just about the cutest word ever created for one of the most vile of bodily functions. So here's to poo! Not the actual poo itself, but the word poo (and all its stinky derivatives, i.e., poopie, poop, poo poo, etc.). ]]></description>
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		<title>Vanna White killed the waterpik</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2009/02/09/vanna-white-killed-the-waterpik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikhita Poplar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A thought occurred to me as I was showering this morning. Remember in the 80s when Vanna White said to open your mouth in the shower and let the spray work like a water pick? I've never done that but it got me thinking, What ever happened to the water pick?]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas-cardless-Christmases</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2008/12/18/christmas-cardless-christmases/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikhita Poplar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My own belief is that my extreme decline in the number of Christmas cards received has nothing to do with my popularity among my friends and family, but rather an emerging trend of Christmas-cardless-Christmases. ]]></description>
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		<title>Merry-go-round my roundabout</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2008/12/03/merry-go-round-my-roundabout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikhita Poplar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I'd like to talk about the singlemost terrifying piece of infrastructure facing Fresno's drivers to date: traffic cirlces. Do I go? Do I stop? Wait? Merge? OMG! ]]></description>
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		<title>Thongs—or what&#8217;s between your toes</title>
		<link>http://onedge559.com/2008/11/18/thongs%e2%80%94or-whats-between-your-toes/</link>
		<comments>http://onedge559.com/2008/11/18/thongs%e2%80%94or-whats-between-your-toes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikhita Poplar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those lovely thin, rubber-soled, open-toed sandals. Their pungent scent could get your high, or at least leave you with a terrific headache. Thongs were a summer must for this Fresno girl.]]></description>
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